Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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