Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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