Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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