It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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