dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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