office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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