Sry I called you an 8
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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