he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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