In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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