Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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