So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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