dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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