My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Randomize
