I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Randomize
