Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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