Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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