i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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