My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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