can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
How many fucks given?
0.12846
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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