How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
