Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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