Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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