I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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