so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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