Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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