so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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