In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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