I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize