new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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