My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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