I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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