11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
