did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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