when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
We need a shit load of segways right now
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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