I need help removing her.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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