he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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