if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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