Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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