So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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