absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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