ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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