Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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