That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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