Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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