He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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