OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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