Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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