we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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