love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
