so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
