hotel room ftw
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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