just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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