we have officially lost it.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
