I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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