Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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