So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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