i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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